wrigley field is MILF paradise
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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