well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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