She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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