My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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