Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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