Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize