I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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