Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So many bounce houses so little time
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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