when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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