After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Less talking, more tequila
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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