she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize