I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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