They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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