I'm gonna have a badass scar
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We got so high we made milksteak
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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