At least make sure they are 18
Why
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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