Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
im on a boat
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