you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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