So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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