Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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