We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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