So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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