Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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