brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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