So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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