I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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