How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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