Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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