She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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