2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
