did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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