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he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Too much gin, very little bucket
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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