No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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