The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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