I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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