Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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