who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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