i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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