Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i think i just lost a toe
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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