i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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