I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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