So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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