Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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