i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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