In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I will pee on everything he values.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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