The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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