yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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