That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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