Where did you get a picture of my penis
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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