I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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