Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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