how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
