do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
its liver damage thursday
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