do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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