Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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