She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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